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thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:
thehobbutts:
i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up
there’s also yellow apples
now yall are just fuckin lying to me

secretlesbians:

brudesworld:
The Call of the Sirens by Burrel, c.1915
do it, go into the gay ocean and be free

ithelpstodream:

Fabulous!

igglooaustralia:

When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself

rendzina:

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

u know what’s great? im not in highschool anymore

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

lehanan-aida:
ass-ume:
onlylolgifs:
Hugh Herr: The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance
oh my god they did it!
This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.
This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

donc-desole:

I laughed way harder than i should have

overtextposts:

koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom