Somewhere weakness is our strength

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

gingerb3ard:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon showing up at your door at 6am selling cookies 

I’ll buy whatever he’s selling.

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

stacyandsara:

misunderstood teen boy playing guitar behind the school during lunch

stacyandsara:

misunderstood teen boy playing guitar behind the school during lunch

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

trinitymemes:

the-pungeon-master:

trinitymemes:

basicbitchesaintnothin:

gracehelbig:

trinitymemes:

Baby sloth Grace

this happens more than you think

I like how the lady just sorta stays crouched over like 

"where the fuck did I go wrong"

You know your post has broken the walls of the fandom when someone refers to your leader as
"the lady"

the lady

the lady

the lady

tHE LADY.

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

howimettheslayer:

abadoom:

slayerettespodcast:

Nobody ships Tillow harder than Dawn

Dawn is me.

Dawn is everyone.

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this

perfectlyquaint:

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

I will never get over this