Somewhere weakness is our strength

tegan-called-it-off:

paperbackinyourhead:

pris0nisnotajoke:

Im not crying

this is quite possibly the most important tumblr post of all time

Not going to lie, this made me cry

Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

i-effed-it-all-up:

[goes outside] [lies down in the middle of the street] [sighs heavily] tatiana maslany

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

your-lesbian-friend:

♡

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

minablahblahblahanimefan:

masteroflag-meh:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

the-psychic-duo:

here-comes-the-boomy:

arosethatbooms:

espeonsweetie:

dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

It is I, the Victim of Capitalism

They call me the Tumor Flower!

TIS I, SUPER FUNCTIONAL ALCOHOLIC.

(Magnetic Cold Hot Dog…hm…sounds strange.)

Miss white college bro.
FUCK

The Invisible cop who gets away with murder

They call me the forgotten Junkie.m yep bout right

Human corpse on life support

Dude

minablahblahblahanimefan:

masteroflag-meh:

doomhoof:

valfiggs5:

the-psychic-duo:

here-comes-the-boomy:

arosethatbooms:

espeonsweetie:

dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

It is I, the Victim of Capitalism

They call me the Tumor Flower!

TIS I, SUPER FUNCTIONAL ALCOHOLIC.

(Magnetic Cold Hot Dog…hm…sounds strange.)

Miss white college bro.

FUCK

The Invisible cop who gets away with murder

They call me the forgotten Junkie.m yep bout right

Human corpse on life support

Dude

castielwinchestqueer:

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

image

Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them

quincestreet:

that’s cute, tegan

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.