I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
imagine your icon showing up at your door at 6am selling cookies
I’ll buy whatever he’s selling.
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
misunderstood teen boy playing guitar behind the school during lunch
tumblr needs a wendy
Baby sloth Grace ∆
this happens more than you think
I like how the lady just sorta stays crouched over like
"where the fuck did I go wrong"You know your post has broken the walls of the fandom when someone refers to your leader as"the lady"
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
Nobody ships Tillow harder than Dawn
Dawn is me.
Dawn is everyone.