Im not crying
this is quite possibly the most important tumblr post of all time
Not going to lie, this made me cry
Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”
So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?
[goes outside] [lies down in the middle of the street] [sighs heavily] tatiana maslany
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
Human corpse on life support
What’s your superhero name?
It is I, the Black Man in America
they call me the functional alcoholic
Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!
You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog
watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate
It is I, the Victim of Capitalism
They call me the Tumor Flower!TIS I, SUPER FUNCTIONAL ALCOHOLIC.
(Magnetic Cold Hot Dog…hm…sounds strange.)
Miss white college bro.
The Invisible cop who gets away with murder
They call me the forgotten Junkie.m yep bout right
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
that’s cute, tegan
Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.